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Lyrics

Psalty's Christmas Calamity
FIX IT

Fix it, we’re gonna fix it.
We’re gonna put our heads together ‘till we fix it.
We’re gonna work right through the day,
We won’t even stop to play,
We will come up with a solution we will fix it.

Repeat

Fix it, fix it, fix it!
Who’s got a brilliant idea?

Verse 1
Tonic, let’s give him tonic.
We’ll give him a dose of tonic, that’ll fix it.
From chicken pox to baby burps,
My mommy says it always works.
It doesn’t matter, take some tonic,
That’ll fix it.

Verse 2
Oh, I feel awful! That didn’t fix it!
All it gave me was a case of indigestion.
Alka Seltzer, hurry quick!
Oh, I think I’m getting sick.
All we need now is another great suggestion.

Fix it, fix it, fix it!
Who’s got a brilliant idea?

Verse 3
Stretch him, come on let’s stretch him!
Psalty: Oh, no you don’t, don’t you dare touch me!
Yea, let’s stretch him!
This won’t hurt, it’s bound to work.
Each grab an end, now give a jerk.
Psalty: Don’t go too far.
Oh, don’t stretch him!

Fix it, we’re gonna fix it.
We’re gonna put our heads together ‘till we fix it.
We’re gonna work right through the day,
We won’t even stop to play,
We will come up with a solution we will fix it.

Fix it, fix it, fix it!
Who’s got a brilliant idea?

Verse 4
Record (CD) a Christmas record (CD)!
We’ll have our good old friend, dear Psalty, eat a record (CD)!
And when he thinks of Christmas songs,
Just like that we’ll sing along.
Psalty: That is the last straw,
I won’t do it! Nope, no records (CDs)!

Verse 5
Then we can’t fix it. No, we can’t fix it.
We have tried our best and still we cannot fix it.
Psalty: I don’t know what more we can do,
It looks to me like we’re all through.
I guess we’d better all go home now,
WE can’t fix it.

Words and Music by Ernie Rettino & Debby Kerner Rettino
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